Snowbro Fight Videos

By
drexnefex
– October 7, 2011

Ever been in a fight while snowboarding?  Ever seen anyone get in a fight snowboarding?  Well let me just tell you…it’s awesome.

The net has turned snowbros into a bunch of passive aggressive pussies…as evidenced here.

Good work to the dudes below who weren’t havin’ it and took matters into their own hands (unlike these pussies would ever do). :)

Wildcatz Ain’t Nothing To Fuck With

The video below shows a white kid wearing a Wildcats tshirt…kid #2 is Asian so this is clearly at Whistler.  It’s obvious that Kid #2 didn’t have a chance in hell.  Pro Tip: do not fuck with Canadians wearing Wildcat tshirts.  They are drunk and good at fighting and can punch faces really hard.  I’m sure there was some heavy shit talking before this weak scuffle went down as all their gear is off and hommies have sectioned off a run for this brawl to go down.

Ski’s Up Bro’s Down

Wow.  This video involves a skier, and two snowbros.  One of em is a chick!  Note: Video was skipped ahead to about 0:50 to eliminate some of the boring stuff.  Aside from one highlight…this video is pretty weak.  I’m sure it’s tricky to fight in snowboard/ski boots, in snow but these dudes pretty much looked like they were hugging each other on the ground.  Props to dudes girlfriend for handlin biz…good timing.

Weak DINs Bro

At first glace this video looks pretty rad.  From what i can tell some young (punk) snowboarder punches an elderly man in the face–not rad.  Looks like snowbro knocks him right out his ski bindings (pretty rad) and narrowly misses getting kicked in the face by old dude with ski boots (could’a been rad).  This video would have been 10x better if old dude would have landed that kick.  Can you imagine getting kicked in the face by someone with ski boots on?!  Holy fuck that would seriously cave in your whole face.

Higher Ground

This video is awesome.  The audio alone…  Snowbro proceeds to step to Skibro and eventually gets dealt with.  So rad.  From what i can tell Skibro was a seasoned ass kicking machine.  He knew that he who holds the higher ground has a distinct advantage.  Note how he kept moving around and getting to the higher part of the slope.  Fighting on uneven ground is tricky.  Skibro knew what up.

Ganst Retard

Jesus.  I’d want to fight these idiots too.  Fight pretty much goes to the ground immediately…both dudes get a few girlish punches in.  People around the fight are helpful by moving gear out the way so no one gets hurt.  There’s some talk about “gangst”.  Entertaining, but weak fighting–both dudes look out of shape.  Probably would have been better if one of these dudes were wearing a Wildcats t-shirt.

Getting Beasted On

You’ll have to use your imagination on this one cause it’s just an interview recounting how a couple kids fought off a mangy beast while snowboarding.  Sound scary?  Fuck i would be stoked if this happened to me.  Here’s how i’d deal with it.

M.E.T.H.O.D. TO THE FACE!

This fight video might take the cake.  Snowbro is actually being chased by dudes with guns.  WTF?  He then defends himself with a method (of course) and manages to get away from danger via the ol pond skimming trick.  Classic.

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