The Airblaster Ninja Suit has been out for a few years now. I’ve been resisting getting one since i always get nice base layers from Santa. But, my current base layer was starting to smell like dead cats so i decided to spring for a new Ninja Suit.
The suit is basically a full body one-piece. They’re made out of a poly/cotton blend which acts to wick moisture and provide some insulation. If you want extra warmth and wicking there’s also a version made out of Merino wool.
Putting on the suit is pretty slick–there’s a front zip that goes from chin to waist. Easy in/out. It’s got little thumb holes on the sleeves and a nice fitting hood. Once you are in your Ninja Suit you instantly feel like you might have special powers.
The Ninja Suit also features a ding-ding hole which is pretty much mandatory. What isn’t mandatory is the waist-zip, deuce-access, poop-port. If you were to picture a poop-port, you’d probably imagine an upside down U-shaped butt flap. The Ninja Suit does not have this. The poop-port actually zips around the waist line almost completely around. When i 1st saw this thing i was unsure of it’s functionality. But let me just tell you…it works great. You might be thinking to yourself, “i don’t want to push mush through a hole in the one-piece i’m wearing!” But trust me…there’s plenty of room. A well designed poop-port for sure.
Theoretically, you could go shred pow, then strip down to your Ninja Suit and be instantly ready to move on with your day–efficiency my friend. Post shred activities where the Ninja Suit could come in handy: driving 2 hours, watching tv on a couch, naps, heists.
The men’s suits seemed to run small this year (confirmed via friends with other sizes). So if you are looking to get one…might want to get a size bigger–especially if you’re ordering online and not trying it on beforehand.
The Airblaster Ninja Suit is rad. It’s warm and comfy, easy poopin’s, and pretty rad when shedding the shred gear. I wish i was wearing it now.
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i’m lovin mine too. unexpected bonus: it comes in a giant chinese takeout container
What the hell, underwear reviews? Broweather is getting soft.
whatever. these undies are high tech. only thing getting soft is my shits after eating Taco bus.