Holy shit-fuck-fire, Fall is right on schedule with goddamn laser beam precision. If you haven’t noticed there’s a mf-ing bomb heading this way. (See below)
I know what you’re thinking. Will Westport even be surfable? Fuck yes it will. Westport will be going off. As a matter of fact Westport will be going off in more ways than one.
This Saturday night (9/25) at the Mermaid, home of the best over-priced sangwiches in Westport, Snoqualmie Pass’s own Tea Baggin Bandits will be rocking the house.
So after you get your ass handed to you at one of the two surfable spots, be sure to head over to the Mermaid and plan on getting shitfaced. The Tea Baggin Bandits will rock you.
Thank God It’s Fall.
finally…
Hype it! Yo Ho’s.
But close outs over points? WTF?
Sat will be small.
oh you mean like seaside…