Don't Talk Shiit About Your Surfboards

A month or so ago I stopped in WaveHounds Surf Shop and oogled over the huge board selection that shop has. Eventually I came across the Lost Monkfish and was pretty much instantly stoked. 6-0 Rounded Pin Quad. Daymn! I talked to the owner for a while about nw surf, boards, shapes, etc. He kept going on about a custom Monkfish he was ordering and how sick they are. As i was holding the board, looking down the rails with envy, I agreed the board was sick but mentioned i had a similar board: the Channel Islands Pod. “Maybe if i break my super thick Pod in half i’ll come and get this!” We both chuckled mildly.

A week or two later i was surfing the Jetty at Westport. Sick day. Out with a handful of friends. Sunny, over head, offshore winds. Waves really easy to catch, nice shoulders, breaking left and right well, peaky. Really peaky. I’d gotten a bunch of waves when i paddled into one particular right and shot way out the shoulder on the drop. I figured it might be too far at first but then it started walling up. Really fast. I started racing down the line, pumping as best i could, when i saw the lip pitch just barely over my head in front of me. I was in the wave, only slightly hunched, racing to get out the barrel. I though i was golden then blamO! MF-ing got tomahawked in the back of the head, thrown down to the blast zone teeth first, sucked back up the face of the wave and pile drived again. Not the worst beating i’ve ever had, but still gnarly.

When i came up my board looked funny. The ocean f-ing snapped the Pod in half. Lame. Expensive.

Broken Channel Islands Pod Broken Channel Islands Pod

Needless to say, i jinxed myself. Don’t talk shiit about your surfboards.

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