Ever hit the coast only to find no surf? Don’t worry, it happens to everyone–you probably looked at the Magic Seaweed forecast.
Here’s a list of a few things you can do at the beach rather than turning around and heading back to wherever you came from.
- Read
- Play iMob on the iPhone (My code: 232 471 880)
- Sleep in your mini-van
- Get drunk
- Beach Wrestling
That’s right. Beach wrestling. How does it work? Easy. Draw a circle in the sand and wrestle your bros. Get pushed out the circle, 1 point. Get thrown to your back, 1 point. First dude to 3 points wins.
Check out the video below for an example of this hot new craze. Note: Be sure to catch “Donny” from Team Spaz and his spaz-style. Totally rad.
Read the full article on Beach Wrestling from the Wall Street Journal here.
could you GET any gayer dude?
Surfers have always been jocks, too.
why you think i keep trying to get you to come to the coast and “camp”?
I guess it’s to beat my ass. …break my leg or something. Makes sense.
man.. just because you want to strip down to shorts, make a ring in the sand, then wrestle one of your bro’s to the ground, does not make you gay.. I would argue that if your bro gets a boner while doing this he is probably gay.. and if you wrestled a bro that you suspect of getting a boner, that probably makes you gay.. remember though that god makes you gay, not preferences
My point is this, that when it comes to a show of force, to show ones manlyness infront of others to score with chicks (aka ho’s, or whobag bitches), this is a good tact. Not to be confused with a drunken rager who tries to fight all of his friends out of heterosexual love, no points with the ladies there at all… believe me I know.
no point with the ladies for that?!
damn, i’ve been doing it wrong all along…