Go back to the Valley Bro

Surf has had a long history of localism.  Stink eye, beach brawls, vehicular wax jobs, broken windows, mean blog comments, …  i’ve even seen a “206 go home” spray painted in Westport.

Some places are worse than others.  Some dudes are all bark no bite.  But it’s best to just respect the people that live there.  Nobody wants to get a broken nose, or go to jail, or bounce off reef cause you’re an idiot.

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Snowboarding on the other hand doesn’t really have any localism.  Maybe its cause the majority of snowboarders are middle class white kids, or because of the Responsibility Code, or Ski Patrol, or cause there aren’t hot girls in bikinis.

For example, if you snake someone in the pipe, you aren’t gonna get beat up.  If however, you drop in on someone at Pipe, there’s a good chance you’ll get beat up in the water and on the beach when you get out.

Check out this excerpt from an interview Dan Brisse on Snowboarder-mag.com.  Dude got to experience a little snowboarding localism–passive agressive, but localism nontheless.

“You had talked with me about that trip earlier this year and said something about a couple of the handrails being destroyed, likeliterally destroyed.

Yeah! Haha! You mean the ones that were ripped up and torn apart. It was crazy, ya know all of these spots weren’t secret, some spots had been hit before and been in local videos and whatnot but a couple that we went to had the rail actually cut out. Not the whole rail but just certain sections of it. Like there was this really popular down flat down and the whole middle part was hacked out by someone. It looked like some other snowboarders had done it and then for some reason didn’t want anyone else to so they just destroyed it. Then we came to another rail where someone had personally knobbed the top section of this rail, not the kind of thing the city would do ya know. It took a special tool to take them off, so it’s like these were the only guys who could hit it because they had the key.

Really?

That’s ridiculous.

It was kinda funny but a bummer at the same time. I mean….”  Full article here:  LINK

I wonder why there’s no legit local shit in snowboarding.