The other day on the crapper i was cheggin out a Maxim mag. They had this versus thing in there about some random BS. Works like this: item X and item Y get slotted against each other…the winner for each topic gets a point. Points are tallied at the end and a winner is declared.
Totally ridiculous to even attempt this, but I decided to run a VS. with La Push and Shortys cause i was so inspired on the shitter.
| Topic | La Push | Shortys | Score |
| Distance From 206 | 150* | 230 | La Push +1 |
| Distance From 503 | 270 | 95 | Shortys +1 |
| Beach Camping | Kinda | No | La Push +1 |
| Wave Consistency | Yes | Yes | – |
| Wave Quality | Ok | Ok | – |
| Water Quality | Ok | Clean | Shortys +1 |
| Beach Quality | Misc Garbage | Clean | Shortys +1 |
| Walking distance from surf to beer store. | Yes | No | La Push +1 |
| Beach accessibility | Drive to beach | 1/2 mile hike | La Push +1 |
| Day Use Fee | Yes | No | Shortys +1 |
| Shit Show on 4th | Yes | No | La Push -1 |
| Girls in Bikinis | No | Yes | Shortys +1 |
| Summer Weekend Crowd | Light | Heavy | Shortys -1 |
| Total Points | 3 | 4 |
What do you think?
*Ferry Sorry, there are no polls available at the moment.
Images via Kikopkau.com
Copying Maxim magazine will never be a good idea.
fuggin hack.
ya la push sucks . you all should leave and let me have it all to myself