Here at nwBroweather we don’t condone drinking. Much. By we, i mean me. And by much i mean less than three 16oz cans.
However, if the cans just happen to be Sparks then you should be doing one of the following:
- partyin’
- singing karaoke
- at a metal show
- jogging around green lake
Sparks will do weird stuff to you. It’ll make you think you can sing, land tricks you have no business trying, turn your tongue yellow, give you a stomach ache, and make your pee so bright that its like you’re pissing light. It’s basically a party in a can.
Well, the party will stop as of January 10th, 2009. Sparks has voluntarily agreed to reformulate the ‘brew’. Various State lawyers have argued that the drink is misleading as an energy drink. As a result they’re taking the caffeine, taurine, magic, and ginseng out of the drink and turning it into straight beer. It was pretty gnarly to begin with but it without the party ingredients, man….f that.
Nice work Sparks. Cave in to the man. Your product is dead. Who you think gonna drink that now?
Read more about it here:
http://www.millercoors.com/news/press-releases/release/millercoors-reformulate-sparks.aspx
Ima buy a few cases of it and sell it on ebay Jan 11th.
it must be misleadin friend of mines mom bought one in the morining thinkin it was a energy drink. Said when she got to work she felt funny. nothin like a buzz to start the day off. Never tried one myself think will have to before i can’t
Gonna be a lot of sad sorority girls.
DIE EMO POP!! DIE!!
MIGHT AS WELL MIX COFFEE AND MIKE HARD LEMONADE..
I AM YELLING!! YA HEAR MEH! YELLING!! BITCH POP!
all the scenesters up on cap hill will defenitely shed some emo tears come Jan11th
Ranier and Oly remain true.. except they aint brewd here no more.. but TRUE i SAY!! thats where u can and will always find me.. in the Ranier isle
Glad to see that stuff go. Taste like Shit!!!! I don’t know what snowden is going to do. I don’t think you can mix redbull and PBR and get the same effect.
It does taste like shit but…. Uppers & downers mixed together seemed to work wonders for my hangovers. I actually love it for that reason only
you forgot use 5= as a stain
turns those unsightly counter tops to a lovely orange.
get rev up in canada, way better and uses vodka instead of malt lickher
I’m not gonna lie, that’s a little heartbreaking. Even though that news will delay my ulcers another 5 years.
I’m devastated..
so when are we having a spark it up party in the parking lot across from lindas? or did we miss the boat?