Save Ya Money Son

Times are tuff.  Moneys’ tighter than your pants.  Here’s a few ideas to offset the cost of that expensive season pass you just choked on.

Socks.  Feel the need to buy those thick, fuzzy, fitted socks?  Those thing run $25 a pair and you’re gonna need a few of em.  F that, get some cheap dress socks from N.Rack.  They’re fitted, cheap, and get the job done.  Reminder:  You ride in the Northwest, not Colorado. It aint cold here so you don’t need thick fuzzy socks.

Beanies.  You down with paying $20 for a snow magnet beanie?  Nah man.  Stick with the gas station beanies for 2 bucks.  Next time you fill ‘er up and get some shitty coffee, check out the beanie selection.  Buy 2 or 3 for back up.

Gloves.  If you aren’t down with pricey shred gloves, check your local thrift store.  I’m pretty sure that snow gloves haven’t become trendy so there’ll probably be a selection.  Plan B: gloves at the same place you got your shitty coffee.

Rain gear.  If you’re hardcore and hyped enough to ride in the rain then you’re probably under 25 years old.  If do you get caught in the rain and don’t have one of these then head to the lodge and find the closest janitor (look for a grubby kid with piercings).  Ask him nicely for a garbage bag.   Open up the bag, poke 3 holes, one for your dome, two for your arms.  Price = free.  Solid.

Gogs.  Sorry bro.  Here you’re gonna have to drop a few bills.  Last thing you need is some scratched up mangled goggles making it harder to see up here in the Northwest.  Those of us with real jobs ride at night.  Don’t be afraid to run a couple pairs of gogs for various light conditions.

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